OK so we have been out on a dangerous manventure so it has been difficult to update. First Captain Morgan came back from the dark seas of Davey Jones and tried to sink our ship, but he forgot about the might of Zaboo the adventurer, and got struck down. I think the other guys help also, but the point is we ate well that night.
We made it to the savage land and found some smelly orks. We followed one into the jungle, got attacked by dinosaurs and panthers. Found a creepy building, took the sen eek rout into the building by the river. Fought some man fish. Ate well again. Found the pale guy in the building looking ate an old book. Scared him with my mighty magic hand so bad he dropped the book and ran away. The book turned out to be some weird old book from a long time ago that we couldn't read. And the smarty pants old wise guy we brought to read these stupid old things couldn't read it either. Useless. So we went back to the mainland.
After getting refreshments at the local tavern and wasting time trying to find someone old enough who could read this stupid old book we ended up in a swamp with an old toad who made use take a test or worthiness. After passing flawlessly an ancient god appeared and told us that I am the best and must save the world by defeating that pale guy who is not just capturing hot damsels but rather trying to destroy not only my world, but other ones that are less important as well.
I of course bravely excepted this mission, but I, the great Zaboo, are far from selfish so I would only do it if my companions could enjoy this soon to be triumphant victory with me. This god guy had no other choice but to except my terms. So now we race time to squash this pale guy and become the best adventurers of all time! I just hope this pale guy doesn't give up to easily, I would like to work for my legacy. Zaboo.
OK so we have been out on a dangerous manventure so it has been difficult to update. First Captain Morgan came back from the dark seas of Davey Jones and tried to sink our ship, but he forgot about the might of Zaboo the adventurer, and got struck down. I think the other guys help also, but the point is we ate well that night.
ReplyDeleteWe made it to the savage land and found some smelly orks. We followed one into the jungle, got attacked by dinosaurs and panthers. Found a creepy building, took the sen eek rout into the building by the river. Fought some man fish. Ate well again. Found the pale guy in the building looking ate an old book. Scared him with my mighty magic hand so bad he dropped the book and ran away. The book turned out to be some weird old book from a long time ago that we couldn't read. And the smarty pants old wise guy we brought to read these stupid old things couldn't read it either. Useless. So we went back to the mainland.
After getting refreshments at the local tavern and wasting time trying to find someone old enough who could read this stupid old book we ended up in a swamp with an old toad who made use take a test or worthiness. After passing flawlessly an ancient god appeared and told us that I am the best and must save the world by defeating that pale guy who is not just capturing hot damsels but rather trying to destroy not only my world, but other ones that are less important as well.
I of course bravely excepted this mission, but I, the great Zaboo, are far from selfish so I would only do it if my companions could enjoy this soon to be triumphant victory with me. This god guy had no other choice but to except my terms. So now we race time to squash this pale guy and become the best adventurers of all time! I just hope this pale guy doesn't give up to easily, I would like to work for my legacy.
Zaboo.